Morning Mess

March 5, 2008

ShannonIf you’re a fan of American Idol finalist DANNY NORIEGA, apparently, he made THIS CUTE LITTLE VIDEO (Warning: Explicit Content) for his friends at Christmastime last year. Naughty, naughty! I also have some interesting pics of DAVID HERNANDEZ, who supposedly worked at a gay strip club before Idol, and also some racy ones of 20-year-old RAMIELE MALUBAY.

During a radio interview yesterday, ASHLEE SIMPSON seemed a little out of it. So out of it, in fact, that she couldn't even remember the lyrics to her own song. She also showed off her huge new flower tattoo on her inner wrist. Asked what kind of flower it was Ms. Simpson replied "it's a pee-OHH-nee." She meant, of course, peony (pronounced PEE-a-nee). LISTEN TO PART OF THE INTERVIEW HERE!

Moving on to Ashlee’s big sister … JESSICA SIMPSON made a pretty huge purchase yesterday. She just closed on a one-bedroom condo at the Palms Place in Las Vegas. Jess’ new crib is only 12-hundred square feet, but has hardwood and marble floors, 9-foot ceilings, several balconies, a fireplace in the living room, plasma TVs and a king-size bed. Oh, and 24-hour room service. Condos in her luxury high rise start at $600-thousand and go up to more than $1-million for penthouse units. Jess also has some famous neighbors, including Eminem and Hulk Hogan.

If you’re keeping up on your celeb gossip this week, you’ve probably noticed that PARIS HILTON has been hanging out with a long-haired holy man and buying self-improvement books at an L.A. spiritual bookstore. The "guru" encouraged Paris to give her diamond necklace to a complete stranger, which she did, and Paris even told TMZ the man's guidance has "really changed my life." Turns out, this costumed guy is actually a character actor who has appeared on CSI, and Pirates of the Caribbean. Maxie Santillan, is his name, and he’s also popped up on My Name is Earl, which welcomes Paris for a guest-spot playing herself in a one-hour episode airing April 3rd. Paris plays “herself” in a fantasy dream sequence.

Lohan overload is on the way, as Lindsay's mom Dina gets ready to launch her own E! network reality show, LIVING LOHAN. The show is going to follow Dina as she juggles life as a single mom with business as she attempts to launch the career of her younger daughter Ali. (Fourteen-year old Ali reportedly wants to act and sing.)The show will also follow the adventures of 11-year old Cody and 20-year old college student Michael."The Lohans are one of the most intriguing families in the entertainment industry today," an E! exec says. "This is a family that knows how to roll with the punches and come out on top. Dina is an incredibly hard-working, passionate mom that I think our viewers will find both relatable and highly entertaining."


Yesterday, an LA judge not only made 18-month-old DANNIELYNN HOPE SMITH the sole heir of ANNA NICOLE SMITH's estate, but also set up a trust in her name. Larry Birkhead, and Harry K. Stern, will be co-trustees. Little Dannielynn could inherit millions if the estate wins an ongoing court fight over a will by Anna Nicole's wealthy second husband, J. Howard Marshall, that left much of his fortune to the model. His relatives have been fighting the will for years.